Engineer Sammie reporting for duty — no plan, no idea what’s happening… but 100% confident it’ll work.

Inspired by the optimistic charm of vintage recruitment posters, this die-cut sticker reimagines the Halcyon’s favorite mechanic as a retro-futuristic hero — part starship crew member, part cheerful wasteland guide.

Whether you sailed aboard the Halcyon or simply appreciate Sammie’s relentlessly positive energy (and occasional engineering improvisation), this sticker is a small tribute to the character who kept the ship flying… even when things got a little explosive.

Stick it on a laptop, water bottle, datapad, or anywhere that could use a little more starship spirit.

After all, if Sammie thinks everything is going to work out… it probably will.